A new Cheese-mas installment from our ever-creative Asst. Front of House Manager, Dave Vaala.
Twas the holiday season
And all ’round our store
the Mongers were scurrying
about the retail floor
The servers had set
All the tables with care
In hopes that our customers
Would soon sit there.
The white wines were nestled
Right next to the reds
And the cheeseboards were stocked
With New York Flatbreads.
The kitchen was prepped
With mountains of macs
Our wine glasses polished
On shelves and on racks.
Then all of a sudden
There arose SUCH a clatter
The managers hurried
To see WHAT was the matter!
They flew from the office
And right to the bar
And caught sight of our owner,
Getting out of her car.
Over her shoulder
Was a red sack made of wool
That caused her to wobble
(cause it was so full)
She jumped from the sidewalk
threw open the door
Her bag tumbled over
And onto the floor
Out spilled wedges
And wheels of cheese
Beemster and Daffinois!
And Prairie Breeze!
Jill sprung back to her car
Quick as a flash
And off through the streets
We saw her drive past.
As the snow flurried
And as sleighbells all rung
The wind carried her voice
And the words that she sung:
On Stilton! On Cheddar! on Cambozola Blue!
On Gouda! On Grayson! And Ewephoria Too!
Her voice disappeared
As she drove out of Sight
With a Merry Cheese-mas to all!
And to all a goodnight!
This year, as with all years, I am hugely thankful. Family is well. Friends are near. Fromage is everywhere. Times are good. But wait! We are hosting 17 people for Thanksgiving weekend. And we have Baby #3 due about a week later. And this is our busiest time of the year at Cheesetique. What am I thinking??????
*Screeeeeech* (that’s the sound of the craziness brakes being applied). If you are feeling similarly overwhelmed, just remember that you are the host with the most. You have this totally in the bag. And keep saying that to yourself for the next two weeks. I wish each and every one of you the happiest and heartiest Thanksgiving.
Tips for Thanksgiving Sanity
We at Cheesetique have 10 Thanksgivings under our belts and therefore feel that we are “Thanksgiving Experts.” So allow us to impart some wisdom from the bottoms of our cheesy hearts.
Host Tip #1: Outsource It!
I recently heard that the key to professional happiness is to “only do what only you can do.” I think this applies to entertaining as well. Let us help you with the cheese course so you can focus on your specialties… you won’t regret it!Simply order a ready-to-serve cheese (and/or) meat platter from Cheesetique. Do this online
and you don’t even need to use the phone. Then, pick it up at your convenience!
Host Tip #2: Do It Yourself (with a little guidance)
Watch our 3-minute video on how to make a cheese platter at home. Then, pop by Cheesetique to pick up your cheeses/meats/accompaniments/whatever! Then, watch the video again just to brush up.
If you plan on following this route, we strongly recommend coming by a little earlier in the week (see the “Love the Line” section below).
Host Tip #3: Love the Line
Anywhere you shop in the days before Thanksgiving, you will encounter lines. When possible, make the line your friend: discuss your selections with others; share recipes; tell jokes. And if all else fails, ask us for a glass of wine while you shop. It can make all the difference.
We love the holiday buzz (line or no line) and we look forward to serving you!
A Side-Tip for Guests
It’s easy to be a great guest – bring cheer but do not bring anything that makes your host work harder. For instance, here is what a host does when a guest brings flowers:
1. Says “thank you!”
2. Finds a spare vase
3. Fills vase with water and that weird little packet of flower powder
4. Unwraps flowers
5. Cuts ends off of flowers
6. Arranges flowers attractively in vase
7. Finds a place to display the flower-filled vase
My advice to holiday guests is to bring something that can be enjoyed immediately (without using the host’s cooking surfaces, serving dishes, or refrigerator) OR something that can be easily kept for later.
What item will be appreciated, devoured, and remembered? A Cheesetique gift bucket! Again, you can order online (no phone required!) and you will heretofore be referred to as the best guest ever.
Our menu. Your schedule. No phone required. Access our full menu anytime and schedule your lunch or dinner pickup at either location. Even pay online. Wowzas!
Now available in Del Ray AND Shirlington.
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NOTE: the class on the 27th in Del Ray is already sold out. Luckily, there are a few spots left in the same class in Shirlington on the 20th. Join us!
Ten years ago this month, Cheesetique hosted its very first cheese class in our original location. In honor of ten years of teaching (and thousands of amazing cheese lovers attending), we will throw a true Cheese & Wine Extravaganza this month.
For two nights only (one in Shirlington and one in Del Ray), I will partner with one of our most beloved and genius-like wine experts to present the best of Cheesetique. We will learn about classifying cheeses while tasting eight of Cheesetique’s most popular – and that says a lot considering we carry hundreds. For perfect pairing, we will also enjoy eight of your most beloved wines from classes gone by.
All your favorites. All in one event. What a special evening to celebrate, while learning AND eating.
Date: Monday, October 20th, 7:00 – 8:30 pm
Location: Cheesetique Shirlington
Instructors: Cheese Lady Jill Erber and Wine Expert James Kellaris
Yummies: 8 uber-popular cheeses and 8 all-time-favorite wines
Ah… New Zealand. Many will confess that their first thought when hearing the name is the Lord of the Rings. Images of Hobbits scampering about; mountain crevices filled with treachery; THE PRECIOUS!!! I’ll wager that after an evening spent with Carrick’s wine maker, Francis Hutt, our thoughts will shift from Mordor to Pinot Noir. Care to join us?
We will sample five of Carrick’s acclaimed wines, along with a bevvy of perfectly presented cheeses. But even more exciting is the opportunity to speak with such an accomplished wine maker who specializes in organic, by-hand methods. Just check out this excerpt from their website, which speaks about the challenges of remaining an organic producer with this region’s challenging terroir:
Situated on windblown loess soils the vineyards have low natural fertility encouraging the vines to grow their roots into the deep fractured schist layers resulting in wines of character and structure. Mindful of the special nature of the soils, Carrick is farmed using only organic practices. In order to produce exceptional wines; pruning, shoot positioning, shoot and fruit thinning, leaf plucking and picking are carried out by hand. There is extensive use of cover crops to encourage natural biodiversity and useful insects and we are rewarded by the numbers of beneficial birds that live in the vineyards. The “must” from the winery along with other organic material is composted and fed back to the vineyards. The compost heaps are also the territory of our free range hens who roam the vineyard and provide eggs for the restaurant.
Date: Sunday, October 5th, 7:00 – 8:30 pm
Location: Cheesetique Del Ray
Instructor: Carrick wine maker Francis Hutt and the Del Ray Cheese Crew
Yummies: 5 acclaimed Carrick wines; 8 fabulous cheeses
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Today (Sunday, September 28th) Cheesetique is closed for our annual “Amazing Staff Celebration.” Don’t worry – we will be back in full cheesiness tomorrow.
In honor of Cheesetique’s 10th birthday, we’re hosting all sorts of events for your cheese enjoyment!
Thursday 9/4: Shirlington – 3 Pigs Charcuterie will be in the shop! Del Ray – Live jazz 6-9pm! Both stores – Birthday cupcakes all day!
Friday 9/5: Del Ray – Port City will do a beer tasting from 6-9pm
Saturday 9/6: Both stores – Wine tastings with two of our most beloved (and original) wine vendors from 1-4pm
Tuesday 9/9: Shirlington – Kingsbury Confections will host a chocolate tasting
Wednesday 9/10: Del Ray – Spanish Wine Importers will do a Spanish wine tasting from 6-9pm
Thursday 9/11: Both stores – Visit and enjoy a glass of bubbly!
Don’t miss out on Alexandria Restaurant Week at our Del Ray location. Enjoy Dinner for Two for $35. Just check out this yummy menu!
I think we must have the busiest bees on the planet because after only a couple months, they completely filled two hives with layer upon layer of honey-filled comb. In fact, they made so much that our “bee whisperer” Stefano told us we could take just a bit for ourselves. Thinking we’d have to wait another year, we jumped at the chance!
My intrepid bee-wrangling husband, Jeff, did the honors with our 5-year-old in tow.
Step 1: Fire up the smoker. This will confuse the little winged beauties just long enough for you to get in and out in relative comfort.
Step 2: Wearing oh-so-attractive bee hood (a step he neglected last time, much to his peril), Jeff removes the hive cover and identifies which frame of comb will be easiest to remove.
Step 3: Once the frame has been removed, gently-oh-so-gently encourage the clinging bees to clear out. This involved a lot of blowing on them like they were hot food. None seemed too distraught by this entire process, which surprised me. I have to think that if someone came into my house, took my food, and then blew on me like I was hot food, I’d be a little miffed.
Step 4: Once the frame was bee-free, Jeff quickly cut out the comb and returned the now-empty frame to the hive. Knowing our bees, it will be full again tomorrow. The result of the comb removal was… the most beautiful piece of golden honeycomb ever collected. Here’s just a small sample.
Step 5: Gawk at the amazingness that is honey. I mean, just look at its drippy, unctuous perfection! Gently pressing on the comb caused the honey to ooze out and we spread it on pretty much anything that would stay still. Bread? Check. Crackers? Check. Cheese? Check. Fingers? Check.
Now we have enough honey to last us a couple weeks and the bees will be left in peace until next year when we can enjoy the fruits of their labor yet again. All in all, I was truly in awe of the entire process, though I did feel like a little bit of an evil tax collector. “Here – we’ll let you do business in our yard, but we will forcibly extract a portion of your labor for the privilege.” If only it didn’t taste so good…
Just in case you need 10 reminders of why cheese should be your favorite food, please read on.
#10. Cheese is your friend. It will never judge you or post unflattering photos of you on Facebook.
#9. Cheese comes in every imaginable shape, size, color, and flavor. The proof is in your local cheese case.
#8. Cheese gives you great breath. Honest.
#7. Cheese will make you stronger, smarter, and more popular. I have scientific evidence of this somewhere.
#6. Cheese pairs perfectly with what should be your second favorite food: cured meat.
#5. Feeling sweet? Feeling salty? There’s a cheese for you, no questions asked.
#4. Cheese is made from the milk of the mommies of really cute baby animals. And any time baby animals are involved, it’s a win.
#3. Cheeses tend to have funny names, like Stinking Bishop, Lambchopper, and Halloumi. The same cannot be said for vegetables, except for the Fiddlehead Fern. And now that I think of it, that should be the name of a cheese.
#2. Cheese requires almost no effort to make you look like a culinary rock star. Thank you, dedicated and creative cheese makers.
#1. Cheese tastes friggin’ awesome.